We Understand the Assignment, Right?

We're not going back to Meta apps; here's why and where you can look to go.

The digital horizon stretches before us like a vast, algorithmic ocean, and here we are, still tethered to Meta's rotting dock like a fleet of ships afraid to set sail. What the fuck are we waiting for? The water's getting toxic, the planks are creaking, and Zuckerberg's standing at the helm wearing what can only be described as the world's most expensi…