New Keyboard/Trackpad, Who 'Dis?

The fuckery of breaking in new writing equipment.

The new keyboard felt sus against my fingertips.

As I gingerly tapped the keys of the glossy black magic keyboard, it struck me that the sensation was akin to stepping into someone else's shower—everything felt off. That sleek device, a high altar to modern design by Apple, had set me back more than I care to admit in both cost and ease of learning curve…