Digital Exodus: The Art of Saying "Fuck This Noise"

Today I deleted the final Meta account & app, Threads, after saying farewell.

There's something deliciously rebellious about hitting "delete account" on Meta's empire of endless scrolling. Like flipping off a toxic ex-boyfriend while driving away in a convertible, top down, middle finger raised to the algorithmic heavens. Today, I ghosted Mark Zuckerberg's digital kingdom, leaving 4,500+ Threads followers, and 1700+ Instagram lur…